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A junior flight attendant on her first flying duty. The aircraft is headed to La Guardia airport, and the flight attendant was in total panic when a pax flew with her seemed to be in a wrong flight.
Flight attendant (to the pax): I’m sorry, Ma’am. I just confirmed it to our Captain and the fleet is flying to La Guardia, not to New York.
That poor junior flight attendant had no idea that La Guardia is the name of the airport in New York City!!
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ps. thankies Ai for the story 
- “The chance never knocks on your door. Step forward, break the door, and you’ll see the chance is right there waiting for you” -Papa
- “I’m not stupid, Vel. I’m just not smart…” -Frej-
- “You’ve got the capacity to be the person you always want to be. You’ll be that person if you stop bothering what others say about your dreams” -a stranger I met in a railway station-
- “You think I’m a doctor because I wanted to or love this job so much? Wrong! I’m a doctor coz I think im so hot in doctor’s uniform” -Doc Chris Schwaller-
- ” Need an upgrade? Talk to the purser on board. She’ll arrange it for you. It’s much cheaper in the air rather than here on the ground” -a BA ground staff when I was asking if I could get my ticket upgraded-
- “I don’t love you. I just can’t get you out of my mind since the first day I met you, and since that day too I couldn’t see a future without you being here with me” -a very well trained bastard-
- “Owwwh my gosh! I can’t believe im in love with you, little ugly monkey who always keeps me waiting in your beautiful BMW while you’re busy with your mates!!” -my sister, talking to her boyfriend on the fone-
I hate the times when a plane is taxi-ing before reaching the runway. The boring safety demo, and if im flying with by brothers I’ve got an extra job to keep my youngest brother from jumping out of his seat to join the FA who’s doing the safety demo in the aisle (if there’s no on-screen safety demo).
This SWA’s FA is totally rulezzz!! no more boring safety demo!!! I can’t imagine a cute EY’s FA is doing the same lines for the PA announcement on their short haul
My fav lines on this video:
- “… and this is, once again, a non whining; non complaining; and non smoking flight…”
- “… and if you’re travelling with someone who needs special assistance: child; untrained husband…”
Major!!!!
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